Monday, December 21, 2009
Solitaire
Monday, December 14, 2009
Let's Plant a Money Tree
If money is the root of all evil,
what kind of tree are we growing today?
Dennis A Carroll, 14 Dec 09
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Romans Eliminate Christianity
The U.S. is NOT making the same mistakes in Afghanistan that it made in Vietnam.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
The U.S. is going out of its way to make new and more modern mistakes.
On Wednesday, 9 December, BBC News reported that General Stanley McChrystal told Congress:
"I don't think that we can finally defeat al-Qaeda until he's (Osama bin Laden) captured or killed."
"Doing some fancy mouthwork he went on to say that killing or capturing Bin Laden would not spell the end of al-Qaeda, but that the movement could not be eradicated while Bin Laden remained at large." (BBC quote)
Link to the report can be found here.
How times change. Imagine the lambasting General William Westmoreland would have received if he had suggested the Vietnam War could not be won without killing Ho Chi Minh. Ho Chi Minh died in 1969. The war raged on for half a decade.
Additionally, remember the Galilean Herald-Tribune's headline in 30 AD
Pontius Pilate Squelches Christianity With Seditious Jesus' Elimination
Maybe the U.S. isn't making a modern mistake at all.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Alaska Blog

Friday, September 11, 2009
Lesson of 9/11
Monday, August 3, 2009
Trickle Down?
"Trickle down works only if you want wet socks!"
Dennis A. Carroll, 3 August 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
The End?
When people become dinosaurs the blue rock will continue its spin in the cosmos.
Dennis A Carroll, 21 July 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Furry People?
Many luxuriate in the belief that animals are people with fur, when people are simply animals without.
Dennis A Carroll, 20 July 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Out Of Sorts
How will God sort those that say, "Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out?"Dennis A. Carroll16 July 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Please, Direct Your Hatred
For the love of God, please direct your hatred.
As long as we hate those that live in mud huts and wear rags on their heads and worship those in Brooks Brothers suits we will be safe.
Dennis A. Carroll
15 July 2009
American Assassinations, Inc
I don't want to see this country ever go across the bridge... I know the capacity that is there to make tyranny total in America, and we must see to it that this agency and all agencies that possess this technology operate within the law and under proper supervision, so that we never cross over that abyss. That is the abyss from which there is no return.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Do We Treat People Like An Unbreakable Horse?

He might allow You. He might allow the halter. He may allow saddle, cinch and bridle. Somewhere along the line—no matter what—he fought.
That ole’ horse was the worst—he was smart. He eventually allowed you to ride. Given a tough situation he’d bog his head and dump you in the brush to sheepishly walk back to the crew. Impossible for even the best bronc rider to stay mounted when he’s standing the stirrups, stretched-out, swinging a loop on a yearlin’ and Ole’ horse pulls the plug.
The ultimate in irony. After being shown a better life, Ole’ horse remained a horse. Cold wind in your mane is preferred to a straw-filled shed. Wild oats overpower the lure of grain in a bucket. You accept rolling on grass easier than a human hand on your back. Your herd is safer than a corral. There is no reason to conform when the offered reward doesn’t exceed the risks.
We aspire to a stud’s powerful neck or muscles rippling through a mare’s shoulder but only if they assuage our own passions.
When Ole horse didn’t submit to our designs, we abused him. We canned him. We fed him to our dog. He was never turned-out to live.
We never addressed the “problem” of a horse being a horse. We merely twisted freedom into our being free of him.
What more could he want?
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Spying on Surfers
The sun is shining. It is springtime in Montana, through the window I can hear a Western Meadowlark singing. My wife spotted a fresh baby antelope this morning behind the house. And, I am stuck in the office working on my computer.
In one way this post has nothing to do with Big Sky Vistas, although, if you are reading this you are probably seeing it on a computer. In that way it has everything to do with Big Sky Vistas. I'm inside with a computer and the Big Sky Vistas are outside.
A couple of days ago, I noticed my modem status meter running when my mail program was closed and I wasn't actively on the internet. I have a mac and the internet connect shows a bar graph showing send and receive information. I did a small test--probably not a scientific test and found that if I typed a word on a Word document, there was activity on the meter. My virus blocking software must not have picked it up.
I went to my other computer and surfed for other spyware removal tools, returned to the infected computer and downloaded the software. It found over 80 files that were not part of the system. The files were at the root of my system and could not be accessed by me. I couldn't even look at them. The spyware could not remove the files and I couldn't get them to delete.
It must be noted that as soon as the download of the anti-spyware was completed I got off the internet.
My only real option was to call some computer geek company and have them try to remove it or erase my hard drive and start over.
I took the second option. I don't think I lost much, but I will spend a remarkable spring weekend getting things reloaded.
I'm not sure where I picked up the spyware, or how long it had been on the drive. It is upsetting to me that there are so many obviously capable people that don't use their talents for good, but to cheat and steal from others.
There is a lot of good information about spyware, malware and viruses.
Wikipedia gets a lot of bad press, but if you want a quick overview, with links to sources it is a good start. For information at Wiki, go to Spyware on Wikipedia.
For better info go to the Federal Trade Commission, Internet Privacy & Security page, the FTCs On Guard Online source of topics, games and videos on internet security, or FTCs On Guard Online Malware Page.
I have included the following tips from the malware page:
If you suspect malware is on your computer:
- Stop shopping, banking, and other online activities that involve user names, passwords, or other sensitive information.
- Confirm that your security software is active and current. (emphasis mine) At a minimum, your computer should have anti-virus and anti-spyware, and a firewall.
- Once your security software is up-to-date, run it to scan your computer for viruses and spyware, deleting anything the program identifies as a problem.
- If you suspect your computer is still infected, you may want to run a second anti-virus or anti-spyware program--or call in professional help.
- Once your computer is back up and running, think about how malware could have been downloaded to your machine, and what you could do to avoid it in the future.
- Don't click on a link in an email or open an attachment unless you know who sent it and what it is. Links in email can send you to sites that automatically download malware to your machine. Opening attachments--even those that appear to come from a friend or co-worker also can install malware on your computer.
- Download and install software only from websites you know and trust. Downloading free games, file sharing programs, and customized toolbars may sound appealing, but free software can come with malware.
- Talk about safe computing. Tell your kids that some online activity can put a computer at risk: clicking pop-ups, downloading "free" games or programs, or posting personal information.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Don't Buy the Hot Tub Yet!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
It's The Same Everywhere
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Whoops!
The New Emperor has arrived and proclaimed change. After ordering no government lobbyists in his government, he changed and hired one. After claiming transparency and legitimacy in his government, he changed and nominated at least two who have followed comedian Steve Martin’s advice and “forgot” to pay their taxes.
One can only assume that since neither Timothy Geithner, nor Tom Daschle have been withdrawn from their appointments, that no one could be found who had paid their taxes. (Maxus Baucusus and Johnus Testerus voted to confirm Geithner.)
Geithner and Daschle are the best men for their respective jobs.
One of Geither’s bold actions during tenure at the Federal Reserve was sending a letter that admonished Citibank for some of its business practices; what “change” will he make?
Bill Burton, The Emperor’s spokesman, said, “The president has confidence that Senator Daschle is the right person to lead the fight for health care reform.” Daschle never led any substantive healthcare reform during 18 years in the Senate; what “change” will Daschle make.
The new emperor seems to be wearing the same threadbare rags as the last.
Were is the Roman who was mature enough to vote for change, but is also childlike enough to point a straight finger and proclaim, “The Emperor, the Senate and the Praetorians have no clothes?”
The Emperor and the Senators need to look up all those roads that lead to Rome and notice that the citizenry don’t run naked through the streets proclaiming new and improved purple garments.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Papier-Mache People
Paper has little relief. It is so nondescript that even the addition of inked lines makes the paper just a bit thicker than without. When something printed on paper is read, most people want relief--relief from the day, or a subject that is "out-of-the-ordinary." As the British say, something "Extra ordinary." But how many stories, master's theses, dissertations and government documents have no relief? The common threat for a novelist is, "I liked the story, but it took me several chapters to get into it."
In some cases, the stories may not have that necessary element called contrast. A story like that may start, "She sat at her desk and looked blankly." Other stories may have contrast, but the writer never brings it out.
As a writer, I have found the most frustrating element of writing a story is that many people don't really want contrast in the stories that are being written. Or, perhaps they don't know how important it is to the story. They may even have personal motives for keeping the story flat.
Several years ago, a man commissioned me to write a story about some wildlife that had lived on his ranch. I jumped at the story. I started interviewing people, looking for government publications and photos concerning the topic and finding those small nuggets for a great story. In the second talk about what my benefactor wanted, he said he didn't want the story to be about people. He wanted a story about the animals--in this case, wolves.
I was unable to persuade him that without people there would be no story. Without people, especially European-Americans, wolves in general would still be living in Montana with no cares or worries. Additionally, since the wolves had all been killed by government specialists, it seems that without people the wolves would still be here. I believe that his reason for not including humans was to keep his name from the story and show how "good" he was, without saying that "he" had given the wolves a chance. Without people and their efforts and failures, there was a simple master's thesis on the life cycle of some random group of wolves. I lost interest in the story. It was eventually written, but it's not much of a story. No contrast. A better writer could have pulled it off.
While researching that story, I interviewed many government experts and read reams (literally) of publications on wolf reintroduction. No surprise, the publications are written by people who have master's degrees and so they know how to write scholarly, academic tomes. Lots of headings, subheadings and footnotes. The information is there, but it is like reading applesauce--it can be tasty, but after a few buckets, not really that interesting.
Anyway, while interviewing one of the experts, I asked if he had any interesting, exciting or different stories concerning this particular pack of wolves. He came to life. No longer a scholarly, academic bureaucrat, but a living breathing being. He actually showed signs of blood in his face.
He said, "Yeah. One day we were trying to dart and capture one of the young wolves. We darted him four times, but he wouldn't go down." I asked if he wanted to tell the story and he related a great story that included helicopters and pilots, government trappers and shooters, and finally one of the team leaping from the chopper, wrestling the wolf to the ground, and hogtying him with his boot laces.
When I asked him to explain a few finer points in the story, his face lost all animation, and his reasoning mind went to work. He "hymmed and hawed," and eventually said, "I'm not sure that that really happened." I said that it must have--you know with him getting so animated. He said that it wouldn't make a good story to be told to the public and so he would deny that it ever took place.
I never used the story. I can appreciate the heat that a government official may face if dedicated wolf "lovers" heard the story. On the other hand, the story isn't a classified government secret. The story is actually worse than knowing that one wolf from that pack had been darted multiple times and was finally wrestled to the ground by some government "he-man." The entire pack was killed or removed. The ten that were removed to Yellowstone park all died within two years of release. The same lifeless story only about wolves was further flattened because a government official wished to avoid political (read: media) backlash. Since the story was never published, that government official continued to have a relief-less life.
The whole issue of people wanting to be featureless again reared it head while I was researching another wildlife story. One of the government officials had said that she practiced Tai Chi and ballroom dancing in her spare time. She continued and said, "People who I work with can't imagine me doing Tai Chi or wearing stilettos on the dance floor, and the people who know me from Tai Chi or dancing find it odd that I work with wild animals." What contrast! A great nugget for a story. When I started to put the story together I called her and asked about specifics about the type of dance, Tai Chi, etc. She replied that she was in a very sensitive position and wanted to keep everything about her in the media as professional as possible. She found the contrast a highlight in her life, yet she wished to flatten it to fit the scholarly, academic view of a scientist she, and others, wished to present. No Tai Chi! No ballroom dancing!
Three stories on two subjects. Three people--one a private rancher and two government experts. With varying reason, the people and the stories have been made flat as the paper they were written on.
Do we all wish to be paper?
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Middle East Wars?
- 1637 Pequot War
- 1675-1676 King Phillip's War
- 1680-1692 Pueblo Revolt
- 1689-1763 French and Indian War
- 1763 Pontiac War
- 1770 Boston Massacre
- 1774 Lord Dunsmores' War
- 1775-1783 American Revolution
- 1775-1832 Midwestern Conflicts
- 1794 Whiskey Rebellion
- 1801-1805 Tripoli and Barbary States
- 1812-1814 War of 1812
- 1813-1842 South Indian Wars
- 1846-1848 Mexican-American War
- 1854-1890 Sioux Wars
- 1860-1877 South Indian Wars (again)
- 1861-1865 U.S. Civil War
- 1872-1873 Modoc (Indian) Wars
- 1877 Nez Perce War
- 1846-1864 Navajo
- 1861-1890 Apache
- 1898 Spanish-American War
- 1898-1902 Philippine Insurgency
- 1912-1915 Nicaragua
- 1915 Haiti
- 1916 Pershing's Mexican Campaign
- 1917-1918 World War I (U.S.)
- 1941-1945 World War II (U.S.)
- 1950-1953 Korean War (technically continues 56 years later)
- 1962 Cuban Missle Crisis
- 1965 Dominican Republic
- 1965-1973 Vietnam War (U.S. involved to a limited degree before 1954 until 1965)
- 1967 Detroit Riots
- 1968 Pueblo Incident
- 1975 Mayaguez Incident
- 1980-1989 Arming and training Afghan mujahideen
- 1983 Grenada
- 1983-1984 Mining Nicaraguan Harbors (also Iran-Contra Affair)
- 1986 Libya
- 1989 Libya
- 1989 Panama
- 1991 Gulf War
- 1992 Somalia
- 1994 Haiti
- 2001-2009 Afghanistan
- 2003-2009 Iraq