Plastic Bubble Tax

The Associated Press released a story today that says Obama's health care bill--now law--will impose a tax on tanning salons.  (Link here.)  The idea is that tanning salons are bad for health and should be taxed, similar to taxes added on tobacco products.

What's next?

• Outdoor-Construction-worker tax?
• Farmer-in-the-Sun tax?
• Fastfood tax?  
• Potato Chip tax?  
• Bicycle Accident tax?  
• Sitting On Your Ass In a Theater Eating Popcorn Tax?
• Sitting On Your Couch Eating Popcorn Tax?
• Taunting Pitbull tax?
• Entering Combat tax?
• Skydiving tax?

Maybe we should just push for a blanket tax.  

It would be called, "Leaving My Safe Warm Plastic Bubble Tax."

We actually need a "Taxing Politicians that Raise Blood Pressure and Stress Tax."